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INFANTRY - Always Improvise, Adapt and Overcome...!!!


TAGS: army war infantry soldier iraq afghanistan warrior combat
Rating: 3.73/5

More motifakes by Cerberus

suzieq - January 28, 2012, 7:44 pm
Improvise, Adapt, Overcome is US Marine Corps, actally, not infantry. funny though
Schultz1 - January 28, 2012, 7:15 pm
I love this, just made me laugh over and over.


I AM TRYING TO EAT HEALTHIER - So how do you think I am doing so far ?


TAGS: trying eating healthier donut salad
Rating: 4.14/5

More motifakes by Budog

Derek - July 7, 2011, 8:04 pm
I expect this will be NYPD approved.


NEVER BE AFRAID TO TRY SOMETHING NEW - Remember Amateurs built the Ark and Professionals built the Titanic




THE CHEMIST FUN -


TAGS: march calendar 2010 chemistry the ferrous wheel iron will vitamin b b12 b2 b6 red matter clits
Rating: 4.63/5

More motifakes by lesterinside

thatonechick - March 31, 2010, 10:29 am
I like the tags... xD Oh, and 5L


BAT COUNTRY - WE CAN'T STOP HERE


TAGS: bat country fear and loathing in las vegas
Rating: 2.48/5

More motifakes by scott

Dougie - January 12, 2009, 9:32 am
Fail. switching around the punchline and all, and just so you fit in with the Motifake crew. You, are a fucktard my friend.


THE SACRIFICE -


TAGS: sacrifice duty honor country military
Rating: 4.63/5

More motifakes by Greybeard

ikjeft01 - May 26, 2014, 1:55 pm
"Heroes"; IN the hearts... sigh... the sacrifice of English


STOP TRYING - To fit in when you were born to stand out .


TAGS: stop trying to fit in
Rating: 4.86/5

More motifakes by Budog

NickelinDimer - August 25, 2016, 12:18 pm
There's no trouble to being different... so long as you "think" is in-sync with others of what's acceptable.
Sho - May 16, 2012, 5:30 pm
That'5 exactly what they all told me
dslohand - May 16, 2012, 11:32 am
5 QUACKS err 5 peeps . This made me giggle .
dslohand - May 16, 2012, 11:32 am
5 QUACKS err 5 peeps . This made me giggle .
dslohand - May 16, 2012, 11:31 am
5 QUACKS err 5 peeps . This made me giggle .
dslohand - May 16, 2012, 11:31 am
5 QUACKS err 5 peeps . This made me giggle .
CloudchaserS - May 16, 2012, 8:34 am
Crap! Sorry about the repeats! No idea what went wrong
CloudchaserS - May 16, 2012, 8:33 am
One who is born "more different" than everyone else was born that way for a reason! 5L
CloudchaserS - May 16, 2012, 8:32 am
One who is born "more different" than everyone else was born that way for a reason! 5L
CloudchaserS - May 16, 2012, 8:32 am
One who is born "more different" than everyone else was born that way for a reason! 5L


DO IT YOUR WAY - There’s no manual for how to live your life. And even if there were, with my luck, it would all be in French.


TAGS: france life luck live country
Rating: 5/5

More motifakes by caveman

zoomer296 - February 11, 2013, 10:51 pm
You could always find a translated version on the almighty Google.
gas - August 29, 2011, 11:36 am
le grill?? what the hell is le grill??!!


GIRLFRIEND - equation still in development


TAGS: nerds trying to get girls dlm4
Rating: 4.64/5

More motifakes by DLM4

Benlulz - September 18, 2010, 7:01 pm
Very nice ^^
That13YearOldKid - September 11, 2010, 12:55 pm
Indeed a mystery...
That13YearOldKid - September 11, 2010, 12:55 pm
Indeed a mystery...
Faceplant31 - September 9, 2010, 12:45 pm
Perfect 5L


I'M TIRED OF TRYING - Sick Of Crying. I Know I've Been Smiling, But Inside I'm Dying ...


TAGS: trying crying sick suicide dying
Rating: 3.54/5

More motifakes by Rick69

suzieq - January 26, 2012, 12:29 am
and if you do use electric cables, you can't miss. just kidding.
Rick69 - January 23, 2012, 11:48 am
Thank you.. But I seriously hope you don't even think about trying this !
maoworks2 - January 23, 2012, 11:04 am
If I Tried That The Rope Would Break. Very Good 5L Again.


"MARINES" - Semper PIE


TAGS: army marines airborne infantry
Rating: 3.13/5

More motifakes by aus012

jacky138 - August 25, 2017, 10:51 pm
YOU SLIMY SCUMBAG WARLUS LOOKING PIECE OF SHIT PRIVATE PYLE! WHAT ARE YOU TRYING TO DO TO MY BELOVED CORPS!
eldashadow12 - April 17, 2013, 1:43 pm
No, this is just what happens when you intergrate soldiers with Marines.
GySgt1811a - October 27, 2011, 6:01 pm
It's a lie! Tell me it's a lie! It's a Seabee, right?


TECHNICALLY WHISKEY IS A SOLUTION -


TAGS: whiskey bushmills chemistry solution
Rating: 4.86/5

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falloutghoul - November 16, 2012, 5:34 pm
"A," not "the" solution.


JUSTIN BIEBER - He's trying to be black.




MOLESTING A BUTTERFLY - It is illegal to molest a butterfly. Molest refers not only to what you're thinking you sicko.


TAGS: it is illegal to molest a butterfly in pacific grove ca why does the rest of the country allow this atrocity
Rating: 3.88/5

More motifakes by phydeaux

Cubbybear - April 10, 2010, 5:27 pm
As a child I molested a lot of butterflies...I'm 88% cured
MrRandom - April 10, 2010, 2:19 pm
Truly some sick and disgusting folks in the world. Thankfully, motifake keeps about 80% of them from running amok.
phydeaux - April 10, 2010, 2:08 pm
what is wrong with some people
sickartist - April 10, 2010, 8:21 am
It's illegal in Arizona to molest a cactus also. 5L


LIFE IS DIFFICULT - That'll be $150, please


TAGS: psychiatry psychology therapy
Rating: 4.48/5

More motifakes by TheSanityInspector

mariand - June 5, 2012, 5:55 pm
lol


WE WERE SOLDIERS -


TAGS: courage duty honor country military
Rating: 4.57/5

More motifakes by Greybeard

dragonrider33 - February 1, 2014, 3:21 pm
Thank you for your service.


CHEMISTRY - Good Grades Vs Getting laid Choose your Destiny


TAGS: chemistry grades score
Rating: 3.5/5

More motifakes by DmJapan

EmilioDumphque - June 18, 2013, 5:19 pm
Shucks, I got neither!


COUNTRYSIDES - They make me wanna take the long way home.


TAGS: rodney atkins song beautiful countryside
Rating: 4.58/5

More motifakes by Uthon

carebear - March 29, 2012, 1:33 pm
(carebear BANNED)


A MILE - Not all journeys are equal .


TAGS: i am trying
Rating: 4.82/5

More motifakes by mikieelmo

spacedog - November 9, 2010, 8:47 pm
Nice poster mikieelmo.
Ed-Hyde - November 3, 2010, 7:13 am
I wonder how far he'll get on two flats?
Derek - November 2, 2010, 9:56 pm
At least he's not drinking and driving.
Reality Lord - November 2, 2010, 9:03 pm

yup...nice one!
fred - November 2, 2010, 7:38 pm
Recycling is the shizzle
agdaniele - November 2, 2010, 6:08 pm
Very nice.


A WINTER POEM -


TAGS: winter cold poetry
Rating: 4.76/5

More motifakes by Airman

tellitlikeitis - January 13, 2011, 8:09 am
Too funny and TRUE...


ZOMBIE CHICKEN - The poultry apocalypse has begun ...




WAR - No poor dumb bastard ever won a war by dying for his country. He won it by making the other poor dumb bastard die for his country. General George S. Patton (1885-1945)


TAGS: war death dumb country patton
Rating: 4.81/5

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rerun - September 22, 2012, 7:10 pm

@thesun...this is a comedy/satire site. Nobody here is intentionally, they are just having fun
thesunshinesing - September 22, 2012, 7:00 pm
aw please be nice :)
djrcreative - February 2, 2012, 4:56 am
Suuure...you say that while you're winning. ;) And I have done 6 since, though most've been ripped to shreds. :/
suzieq - January 31, 2012, 9:56 am
oh OK... I didn't mean 'get out of it' completely, just change the subject every now and then. There is plenty of fun military stuff to do :) this is not a contest you know, just fun and games :)
djrcreative - January 31, 2012, 12:58 am
"Get out of the military stuff !!!" ;P What, so you can stand a chance? LOL!
suzieq - January 30, 2012, 7:46 am
thanks for the 5L, my friend. why hypocrite ?
djrcreative - January 30, 2012, 2:54 am
Hypocrite. ;P 5LOL!
Verdeckt - January 30, 2012, 2:07 am
You should upload this to Philosophy Wall as well


COUNTRY WISDOM - A smart man can learn from others mistakes


TAGS: country wisdom learn from mistakes
Rating: 4.75/5

More motifakes by Budog

Budog - June 24, 2011, 1:52 pm
I wonder if Ray would let us build our own "man shacks" there too?
Budog - June 24, 2011, 1:49 pm
It's kind of like sleeping on the couch, camping with TV. Got my beer, got my dogs, hell I actually like it...
Sooldman - June 24, 2011, 12:29 pm
If you got cable IT DON'T MATTER!


RULE 63 JESUS -


TAGS: christmas theme halloween twist fear the hell fire while trying to guess where the beard went
Rating: 3.41/5

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G4briel - April 30, 2010, 5:19 am
She will not pay for my sins; I will pay her for many many sins...


YOU NEED TO CALL IT -


TAGS: call it no country for old men anton
Rating: 2.9/5

More motifakes by ThePirate

Shara - September 3, 2009, 6:16 pm
OMG! It's Courtney Love!!!


HAIKUS - Haikus are poetry. Sure. And Quantum Mechanics is math too.


TAGS: december challenge poetry dont get me started on fuzzy logic
Rating: 4.07/5

More motifakes by LogicDude

nobodyofdistinction - September 4, 2015, 11:54 pm
Or maybe haikus are stupid, haiku writers are stupid, stop being stupid. But I'm not sure, is "being" one syllable or 2?
nobodyofdistinction - September 4, 2015, 11:52 pm
Haikus are stupid Haiku writers are stupid I'm a hypocrite. Thank you, thank you.
Sean - December 18, 2009, 11:33 pm
"Bacon cheeseburger" ... Moooooooooooooooo beat "refrigerator" by two months, if memory serves.
GreyScorpion - December 15, 2009, 10:13 am
one produces the other
Mooooooooooooooooooo - December 15, 2009, 10:12 am
microwave burritos and rocky road.
GreyScorpion - December 15, 2009, 10:08 am
Fish Taco's ??
Mooooooooooooooooooo - December 15, 2009, 9:58 am
Not really....I cried afterwords.....then came the comfort food.
LogicDude - December 15, 2009, 6:16 am
Hey Moooooooo...was it good for you too? ;-)
Mooooooooooooooooooo - December 14, 2009, 7:54 pm
#70329.......I've been poster raped!......Not by you LD, But that Refrigerator is on my fucking list!
motifake - December 14, 2009, 7:49 pm

"Refrigerator" LMAO!
agdaniele - December 14, 2009, 5:36 pm
Can we toss new age music in there? 5L
spacedog - December 14, 2009, 5:22 pm
LOL, 5Ls.


HANNUKAH - Lemme hear ya say OY!


TAGS: late entry for dec 12th
Rating: 3.64/5

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rerun - December 14, 2009, 7:58 pm

The Resident Jew (Me) gives this 5L
agdaniele - December 14, 2009, 1:24 am
LOL!!! He's cutting his next album with 50 cent (haggled down from 75 cents)
BoneCD - December 13, 2009, 10:30 pm
OY!...Only cause I'm forced to at certain times of the year


CHEMISTRY 101 -




CANADA -


TAGS: life time snow road vacation country
Rating: 3.19/5

More motifakes by giulio

CANADA - December 1, 2009, 2:34 am
LOL @ Aggy
agdaniele - April 16, 2009, 7:28 pm
The target area is only 2 meters wide. It's a small thermal exhaust port...


CARPENTRY -


TAGS: carpentry jesus bible
Rating: 4.17/5

More motifakes by fukurou

agdaniele - May 5, 2010, 2:23 pm
Terrible carpenter... he's cutting into the saw horse. Better try cooking school.


YES - you can indeed silence a shotgun


TAGS: anton chigurh no country for old men shotgun badass
Rating: 2.35/5
Xazax - November 15, 2008, 9:36 pm
Not if your shooting Shot. A Slug is just a very big bullet, shot is the typical shotgun spread,
Escher - October 18, 2008, 10:49 pm
No, you can silence them but not quite as good as in the movie...but you CAN silence them.
Charles - September 20, 2008, 9:05 pm
By not shooting it.


COUNTRY GIRLS MAKE ME SAY GIDDY-UP! -


TAGS: denise milani country girls giddy up silverheart
Rating: 5/5

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GaryO - March 11, 2013, 9:04 am
Well, I don’t know about Sly, but it wasn’t the screen (I’m a dog, therefore I can)…oh, and before, during, and after. Actually, whenever I want, wherever I want….a-l-l-l-l the time.
ipaprime - March 11, 2013, 8:29 am
befor or after?
Silverheart - March 10, 2013, 5:01 pm

Licking the screen again? Don't feel bad, I do that too, everytime I see her.
GaryO - March 10, 2013, 12:09 pm
...and GIDDY-ON!! 5 LICKS
Sho - March 10, 2013, 12:05 pm
Cubby 5tyle!


MOBILE EXAMINATOR -




ALMOST NEVER SCARED -


TAGS: courage try never give up
Rating: 4.57/5

More motifakes by Sho

Sho - February 13, 2012, 8:46 pm
Will do.
Verdeckt - February 13, 2012, 8:02 pm
Don't forget to submit to Moti-Twist as well.
BeNiceToMe - February 13, 2012, 7:48 pm
I'll do my best. don't hold your breath though. great st5ff Sho as always :)
Sho - February 13, 2012, 7:16 pm
As long you return her in one piece lol
BeNiceToMe - February 13, 2012, 5:40 pm
I'm calling dibs on the white ch5ck when Sho is finished :)
mariand - February 13, 2012, 5:23 pm
quack ;)


DECOY'S - In military use since 300 BC.




AMBITION - "Because if you're not the lead dog in the team the view never changes"


TAGS: and if you are somebodys always trying to stick his nose up your ass
Rating: 2.79/5

More motifakes by TheTrashHeap

TheTrashHeap - November 22, 2009, 8:08 pm
Too graphic right away sean! I will warm up with this one.
mooooooooooooooo - July 1, 2009, 11:35 am
Excellent. 5 Lions.


CHEMIST - if this is your work i have bad news for you!




DARKNESS -


TAGS: dark depressing poetry
Rating: 5/5

More motifakes by Shaq123

coldinjected - January 25, 2011, 6:02 pm
That's pretty demotivating. Thanks for making my day a little sadder. 5l for the definition of "demotivation".
rerun - January 25, 2011, 5:53 pm

when on the "front page", you will see an orange notification whenever somebody sends you a message...or posts a comment on one of your motifakes
Shaq123 - January 25, 2011, 5:45 pm
Oh
rerun - January 25, 2011, 5:44 pm

private message
Shaq123 - January 25, 2011, 5:43 pm
What's PM? ?(
rerun - January 25, 2011, 5:41 pm

wow, 5L.....please read your PM


INDUSTRIAL ACCIDENTS -


TAGS: industry human ladder accident stupid
Rating: 4.8/5

More motifakes by Sparkynator

Sparkynator - June 26, 2011, 3:20 pm
Not really i'm belgian but we've got life insurance aswell :D
Reality Lord - June 25, 2011, 5:02 pm

Canadian eh?


IN THE BACK OF MY MIND -


TAGS: maybe she is trying to tell me something
Rating: 3.41/5

More motifakes by BoneCD

agdaniele - July 29, 2009, 11:06 pm
Perfection. 5L
BoneCD - July 29, 2009, 5:19 pm
This has been one crazy Wednesday...keep postin' guys, keep postin' em
BoneCD - July 29, 2009, 5:16 pm
LMAO
Sean - July 29, 2009, 5:14 pm
HONESTLY PATRICIA Whenever we go out, we are either accosted by freakin' monkeys ... or you lose a damn contact.
bOB cHIN - July 29, 2009, 2:17 pm
Nice pumps...heh,heh,heh
BoneCD - July 29, 2009, 11:17 am
I came to me after my bday festivities last night *honey where did ya go*
CANADA - July 29, 2009, 10:53 am
hahaha LMAO. another 5'er


DENTISTRY - In North Korea




AUSSIE SLANG -


TAGS: australia language calendar country speak
Rating: 4.54/5

More motifakes by caveman

mariand - November 17, 2011, 7:31 am
LOL...compensate with those who know your language and don't come to your country...


DECENCY - Because getting up and walking away would offend his feelings...




Yada, Yada, Yada -




MR. CONSERVATIVE -


TAGS: conservatives liberals trying to get balance in the discussion
Rating: 3.22/5

More motifakes by ronsart

knowitall - October 2, 2009, 9:21 am
1 lion btw...
knowitall - October 2, 2009, 9:21 am
i don't hear anyone bitching about this not being funny...nice double standard, i would expect no less from the dumbocrats
RONSART - April 8, 2009, 2:15 am
Thank You Miss Deltabob.
Mark - April 6, 2009, 6:38 pm
Hmmm...that quote sounds familiar. I just read that some where recently. LOL...nicely done. I'll throw my five into the pot now.
agdaniele - April 6, 2009, 6:22 pm
If only it were that easy. Ron, I am humbled.


When Interwebs Attack! -


TAGS: cavalry bears with guns skeleton army cock mongler lol jesus longcat penguin infantry shoop da whoop
Rating: 3.17/5

More motifakes by Asa

Godless11B - February 1, 2010, 5:05 pm
Oh, c'mon. Has techno-viking been forgotten already?
Pedobear - September 25, 2009, 10:42 am
Where am I in this?!!... oh right... lolis
Asa - January 31, 2009, 3:40 pm
Dammit! i knew i forgot someone!!!
Khatmonsuk - January 26, 2009, 4:50 pm
...Where the hell is Rick Astley?
Asa - January 8, 2009, 2:07 am
i'm pretty sure i found them by doing a google search for "funny, meme, now we're fucked"
Elder God Douchebag - January 5, 2009, 8:25 am
Those are my minions.
Anon - January 5, 2009, 6:24 am
where can i find those skeleton soldiers? they look epic!
spitfire111 - December 15, 2008, 8:12 pm
haha, very funny...... epic lol, especially the longcat and the freaky smiling gay..
Jason - September 13, 2008, 5:15 pm
lol @ the line up by longcat's head. i shit a brick...
Arpaleggia - September 13, 2008, 5:00 pm
Someguy, fuck off and enjoy!
someguy - September 11, 2008, 11:38 am
Shopped. And believe me, I'd know, I can tell from the pixels and from having seen quite a few 'Shops in my time.
steeve - September 11, 2008, 11:18 am
holy shit! 5/5. funniest thing i've seen all week!


CANADA -


TAGS: life time snow road vacation country state event car
Rating: 3.04/5

More motifakes by giulio

justice_falls - July 6, 2009, 6:27 am
I'm from canada and I lol'd
justice_falls - July 6, 2009, 6:26 am
I am from canada and I lol'd


GLORY HOLE -




EVERYTHING'S WEIRDER - In the bayou, swamp, marsh, wetland, or w/e you want to call it. Point is, Katrina country scares me sometimes. Louisiana...


TAGS: katrina country louisiana marsh swamp bayou hurricanes catfish gross weird food
Rating: 1.38/5

More motifakes by Akyoyo

Akyoyo - July 28, 2009, 1:02 am
Not literally, you can refer to different parts of the U.S. as "X Country" in relation to something, like calling Texas "Bush Country" during his presidency (although the election moreso) .
TJ - April 28, 2009, 3:21 am
Louisiana - Now a country.
mackerel - January 2, 2009, 8:16 pm
Yum, yum, anusburger.


VEGETARIANS -


TAGS: 2nd try take it anyway you want
Rating: 4.16/5

More motifakes by sickartist

Bolverk37782 - March 12, 2011, 5:04 am
Yup I love vegetarians, BUT I couldn’t eat a whole one.
corbett06 - July 17, 2010, 9:43 pm
id like to take some of that lettuce they got covering their crotch and put it on a burger and eat it in front of them...what do you think they would do?
BoneCD - January 21, 2010, 7:47 am
BBQ
Faceplant31 - January 20, 2010, 8:00 pm
I have some seasoning that would spice that white meat right up sick? 5 hot petas fo you


AFTER CAREFUL TRANSLATION - It has become clear that Timmys have dated back to antiquity


TAGS: timmys timmies poetry history
Rating: 2.36/5

More motifakes by aerofiend

aerofiend - February 17, 2010, 8:23 pm
Seems the timmys got a hold on this one first or I just suck at making motifakes


TRYHARDS - Don't know when the jokes over


TAGS: tryhard
Rating: 1.72/5

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OBAMANOMICS -


TAGS: if political then try to make it funny
Rating: 2.95/5

More motifakes by Sean

WTFO - March 8, 2009, 11:24 pm
I don't fault an equal opportunity political satirist. Don't worry about sounding arrogant. I've given enough indications that you can presume to know my opinions on what's funny or not.
Sean - March 8, 2009, 7:14 pm
p.s.: change "knew" to "thought" -- otherwise I sound like an arrogant prick. Bye.
Sean - March 8, 2009, 7:11 pm
Thanks. Knew you'd like it ... however, just to be humorously by-partisan (or just an all-round unfunny asshole) I did another one of this pic. Bye.
WTFO - March 8, 2009, 7:05 pm
Excellent, Sean. 5 over-taxed lions.


PORK, PORK AND PORK -




SEALAND - That's the joke.


TAGS: sea land sealand england ocean contry hetalia
Rating: 2.7/5

More motifakes by Lina_M13

Derek - September 26, 2009, 8:15 pm
Didn't work out terribly well did it? Still, they got off lighter than the Argentinians did.
agdaniele - September 25, 2009, 7:33 pm
Wow, Lina. Thanks for holding my hand while I crossed One-Lion Boulevard.
pornojoy - September 25, 2009, 5:44 pm
minus funny...


I COULDN'T HANDLE MY CHILDHOOD - "You were probably too young."


TAGS: psychiatry psychology therapy
Rating: 4.74/5

More motifakes by TheSanityInspector

caveman - June 5, 2012, 9:47 pm
First good LOL of the day
lgvernon - June 5, 2012, 4:51 pm

OMGosh, this is 5Lilarious!!


Country Girl -


TAGS: country girl plowed family farm
Rating: 4.7/5

More motifakes by Ism

ughomer - April 16, 2013, 11:17 pm
Plowing furrows! 5L.
spacedog - April 16, 2013, 9:33 pm
HA! 5L


HOLD UP THERE DUDE -




REDNECKS - They don't play games.


TAGS: rednecks country knives
Rating: 3.75/5

More motifakes by otiley1

Winning - November 19, 2011, 11:46 pm
You're right. They have sex with their pets.


DR. SEUSS -


TAGS: poetry day teddy was a peddy
Rating: 3.65/5

More motifakes by GreyScorpion

GreyScorpion - February 10, 2010, 11:41 am
Good Catch Raudbjorn!, and yes I did. Shel Silverstein is a comic genius. His Childrens book ABZ is a must read.
Raudbjorn - February 9, 2010, 11:46 pm
You realize the poem quoted here is by Shel Silversteen, not Dr. Seuss, right?


BADASSED DEITY - Because nothing says You're the Creator of Heaven and Hell and Earth like a Kalishnikov AK-47 and a Hallowed Cloak of Invulnerabiliity.


TAGS: god idol idolatry
Rating: 2.75/5

More motifakes by okami

Fiodh - April 9, 2011, 9:06 am
Umm. Tell me why God needs an AK-47? Can't he just kinda smite folks?


BOWL CUTS - They're killer


TAGS: hair movies no country for old men anton chigurh
Rating: 2.37/5

More motifakes by Danny

Bartimaeus - September 8, 2009, 2:52 am
Both will drive you to murder...still 5/5
blackmamba - September 8, 2009, 2:23 am
so is pixelation


RUNNING WITH POINTY OBJECTS - Not Limited to Scissors




I USED TO TRY HARD AT SPORTS - Then I realized you can buy trophies. Now I'm good at everything.


TAGS: trophy try sports winner buy
Rating: 5/5

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GaryO - April 5, 2012, 9:52 am
Steven Wrightish. Great take templar, and yeah, Cloud, these days every bleeding heart’s a winner right up until real life smacks ya upside the haid….nice take yerself…5L for the poster and 5L for the comment (I so wish comments could be rated)
CloudchaserS - April 5, 2012, 8:41 am
I tried hard at sports. Until I realized I get a prize and called a winner just for showing up. Now I suck at sports, but hey, I'm a winner!


THE SIMPLE LIFE - Why live your life sober When instead you could live your life like an Australian




EQUITY -




COUNTRY MUSIC - Every Once In A While I Like To Listen To A Little Willie


TAGS: willie nelson little country music
Rating: 4.12/5

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Carnage - March 25, 2010, 7:58 pm
i lol'd


ABJECT FEAR -


TAGS: fear day assignment fore right stay inbounds when golfing in tn meth lab country
Rating: 4.12/5

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agdaniele - January 4, 2010, 9:01 pm
Plain picture... made into a 5L by the caption!


MY COUNTRY - is better than your country, because my country HAS country! End of discussion...you stinkin' Commie...


TAGS: stereotypical american bartimaeus has a banjo seriously i know how to play it a little toby keith country
Rating: 3.69/5

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the1stCOMMI3 - July 3, 2011, 1:38 am
This is heavily ironic for me. still, this poster kicks ass!
jeffhardy25 - July 3, 2011, 12:41 am
You meen Toby Queef?
Fatt Matt - March 22, 2010, 2:04 pm
Toby Keith is a talentless hack.
Bartimaeus - March 21, 2010, 8:23 pm
"We'll put a boot up your ass! It's the American way!"
Bartimaeus - March 21, 2010, 8:21 pm
Yeah, Toby Keith.
Sean - March 21, 2010, 8:20 pm
Is this the dude who claimed in song that Americans can be defined by their penchant for committing anal rape with rugged manly footwear upon all those who oppose/despise the American way of life?
MO - March 21, 2010, 2:36 pm
I reckon I'muna have to 5 this'un. Ayup!!
Bartimaeus - March 21, 2010, 12:40 pm
Well played, spacedog...well played.
spacedog - March 21, 2010, 12:24 pm
Hillbilly's rap? Oh right...Kid Rock. My mistake.
Bartimaeus - March 21, 2010, 11:59 am
Owning a banjo doesn't make you a hillbilly rappist...but it helps. jk
MrRandom - March 21, 2010, 12:15 am
Bart with a banjo....... Deliverance much?


TEMPTATION -


TAGS: life time cheerleader costume evil girl sexy fishnet stocking try never before comic con mae west quote
Rating: 3.64/5

More motifakes by giulio

dslohand - October 11, 2011, 9:54 pm
WOW WHAT A TOUGH CHOICE BOTH ARE WORTH 5 TRIES
redhdsrbst - February 26, 2010, 12:07 pm
Why choose? Double the pleasure and the fun. :D
bill - October 18, 2009, 4:55 pm
i agree
Ares - October 6, 2009, 3:20 pm
Ohhh, they look both goregous...
Mooooooooooooooooooo - September 5, 2009, 6:14 pm
I would DB. But every time i try that they just bleed a lot and tend to be a really "dead" lay.
Woodywood03a - September 5, 2009, 5:11 pm
which left??? yours or mines???
TJ - September 5, 2009, 5:04 pm
Girl on the left... DIBS!


FREEDOM ISN'T FREE - It costs more than blood and guts. Dying for a country is easy. Vigilance, care, and love of country are the real price. It is a price most refuse to pay.


TAGS: freedom voting price rights country
Rating: 3.44/5

More motifakes by RonE

RonE - May 30, 2012, 5:15 pm
Like that? heh. All ya gotta do is stand there and catch a bullet: )
lgvernon - May 30, 2012, 11:33 am

Dying for a country EASY? Sweet leapin' Jesus...


DEATH - You can be a king or a street-sweeper, but everybody dances with the grim reaper. Robert Alton Harris




DID YOU KNOW? - That Bobbing your head forward and backwards is impossible whilst your mouth is open?




Inspiration -




THE CHICKEN RUN -




THERAPY - With enough psychoanalysis and meds You can avoid life altogether




JAPAN - The only place on the planet where WTF and FTW mean the same thing!


TAGS: bash a country assignment
Rating: 4.26/5

More motifakes by Cubbybear

ICEMAN - March 19, 2010, 11:35 pm
5 insrcutables
Faceplant31 - March 19, 2010, 9:47 pm
ROR, 5 WTFFTW's!


CHEMISTRY -


TAGS: mar 31 chemistry meth is approved by the fda for the treatment of adhd theres a good idea
Rating: 4.19/5

More motifakes by Fatt Matt

spacedog - March 31, 2010, 6:38 pm
Amsome! 5Ls.
Faceplant31 - March 31, 2010, 6:23 pm
BLOODY FUCKING BRILLIANT!!! 5 spoon fulls!


DIABOLICAL - If your cat ever looks like this, it is tring to kill you. Give your cat to your nearest chinese resturant So it can be "neutralized"




A GAY, INTERRACIAL COUPLE'S WEDDING KISS -


TAGS: anti bigotry
Rating: 3.18/5

More motifakes by steve1961

GaryO - September 20, 2015, 8:23 am
...aaand, I imagine you have a nice asss.
GaryO - September 20, 2015, 8:22 am
Quite a-ite, seven. You have provided entertainment in many forms for this old fossil for a rather long time now. I have always appreciated the creative side of that mind of yours. You offer a remarkable challenge to keep up.
steve1961 - September 20, 2015, 2:57 am
Gaaaaaaaay!Sorry...that was a typo...I dropped the "r".
GaryO - September 19, 2015, 9:56 pm
I....I....I think I love you, Steven.
steve1961 - September 19, 2015, 2:22 pm
You may be old, Gaz and have older attitudes but from what I have gathered from your chats and comments, you're a class act to everyone...no matter what. :)
GaryO - September 19, 2015, 7:25 am
Ralf (not an acronym). Sorry, I’m old, and apparently have a weak stomach.
steve1961 - September 19, 2015, 4:46 am
I'll be looking for a picture of an Asian, transgendered, Jewish single, homeless, disabled mother with a Downs child, next...and that still won't cover everything...Prejudice is wrong in whatever form it takes...
CloudchaserS - September 19, 2015, 4:08 am
You forgot "transgender"


WHEN I WAS A LITTLE BITTY BABY - My mama would rock me in the cradle in them old cotton fields back home; It was down in Louisiana, just about a mile from Texarkana, In them old cotton fields back home. . .


TAGS: star trek music songs country south kirk spock
Rating: 1.55/5

More motifakes by okami

okami - October 29, 2009, 4:55 pm
Wha? Ya dunno the old-time songs we'd sing back out on the farm, back when we's slingin' dem cotton balls in th' burlap bags?
Anonymous2 - October 29, 2009, 4:32 pm
Pic unrelated... I think.


Perspective -


TAGS: waxing poetry body pain screaming
Rating: 5/5

More motifakes by blesic

blesic - July 21, 2015, 12:13 pm
Thank you very much!
mizzdizz - July 20, 2015, 1:15 pm
NEVER AGAIN! ROTFL! That much pain to only gain 2 days over using the razor! LOL! Good one Blesic! 5L


The Day After 9/11 -




FITNESS -




LAUNDRY -


TAGS: atryu where are you
Rating: 4.71/5

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ScorpioSeven - March 19, 2016, 6:45 pm
The photo used is inaccurate. Everyone knows that Laundry is women's work. (Yes, I'm joking!)
mizzdizz - February 16, 2016, 11:40 am
Stole it---ran it up a flagpole and all that!
mizzdizz - February 16, 2016, 11:39 am
----f-ing symbol fairie! Haven't seen 'Hal', but Uncle and 2 aunts in frats---heard the stories!!! HAHAHAHA! Chicks are worse---MUCH worse! They're just better at keeping it quiet! LOL! I don't miss the mankini! 1 of my aunts has one as a trophy! -----
NickDahlmier - February 15, 2016, 8:39 pm
Worse... Ever see the thong in "Shallow Hal"?
mizzdizz - February 15, 2016, 8:13 am
The frat? You're in college--- yup! you'd never live it down, NEVER! Especially if they were 'granny panties'! LOL!
NickDahlmier - February 15, 2016, 6:46 am
i told her: Make-SURE the dryer is EMPTY when she's done! Gawd!what if I waited until I got back to the frat to fold them? I'd never be able to live it down!
mizzdizz - February 14, 2016, 5:58 am
HAHAHAHA!!!! Yup, Nick! Your Mom's----I believe you----suuuuuuure! LOL!
NickDahlmier - February 14, 2016, 12:13 am
I just did a big bin's worth while watching the latest Bond film. Nothing like watching "Spectre" while washing, drying & folding various shirts, socks & panti--Wait, how'd these get in here? Dammit, Mom!
rerun - January 13, 2016, 7:44 pm

Knock off the comments & abusive tone guys (you two seasoned vets know better). If you don't like a poster, low or no vote it. To tear apart the contributor isn't acceptable. I hope I am very clear on this.
steve1961 - January 13, 2016, 2:42 pm
Wow...I never thought I'd be the voice of reason but you guys all need to take it down a notch. LOL Go do some laundry.
Greeny - January 13, 2016, 1:59 pm
180162
mizzdizz - January 13, 2016, 1:50 pm
The comments section of the forum is for commenting on the poster, not for complaining about the site. What the 2 of you did was wrong. Greeny opened the door, you followed him. What the 2 of you did was wrong.
GaryO - January 13, 2016, 11:10 am
Yer still on spin cycle? Apologize to Meenie for your last misdirected rant. That’s what should be on yer agenda...whats the word you use?...ah, yes...’lint’, this is boring lint. Like you say, take it to the forum. Everybody else has moved on
mizzdizz - January 13, 2016, 10:32 am
It is WRONG to use someone's poster as a medium to vent complaints against the site. My complaint is against BOTH of you.
GaryO - January 12, 2016, 8:55 pm
Now, as for retribution, I think YOU! owe Meenie (a very very good Motifaker) an acceptance of his apology fter your little misdirected tirade last time..IF...he’s still here...
GaryO - January 12, 2016, 8:53 pm
Ease up on the histrionics. Yer all over the board. Just less ‘fluff’. You might find quality over quantity beats hell outta ‘spending hours’ on ‘lame jokes’...we sure would. (you’ve made good posters, so I know it’s possible)
GaryO - January 12, 2016, 8:52 pm
‘This is unacceptable! You should be disciplined!’ whaddaya suggest, the internet rack?
GaryO - January 12, 2016, 8:51 pm
Rant? Flame? Geeezus, for someone who portrays themselves as life seasoned and salty, you sure come apart at the seams with little tugging..(#179884...Planter’s, no salt).
Greeny - January 12, 2016, 3:43 pm
I turned it into a rant? Prior to this post the word count stands at 84 for me & your word count is 373...
mizzdizz - January 12, 2016, 3:37 pm
I will not allow myself or my work to be used in this way. An individual should not be at the receiving end of the groups frustration with the site. What you and Gary O did was WRONG!!!!
mizzdizz - January 12, 2016, 3:29 pm
you turned it into a rant against the quality of the site, you opened the door for others to participate and turn it into a free-for-all to insult and degrade my poster for whomever has a gripe about the site, using my poster and myself as the scapegoat--
mizzdizz - January 12, 2016, 3:15 pm
grievances with the site is wrong! It turns your issues with the quality of the site into a personal attack against the maker of the poster. Proof that I'm right--there are no suggestions on how to improve this poster or any I make in the future. When--
mizzdizz - January 12, 2016, 3:08 pm
The poster isn't 5L, but its not crap either. Its obvious that you don't understand the references being used. Your issues with the mods, quality of the site, blong on the forum or make a poster. To turn someone's poster into a venue for airing your-----
Greeny - January 12, 2016, 12:39 pm
Calm down pretty please - I'm only interested in the quality standards of this site, not uncorking your bottle.
mizzdizz - January 12, 2016, 12:09 pm
NO!!!! You do NOT have the right to take your frustration with the site out on one of my posters!!!! Use the forum!!! By doing this, you have turned your frustration with the site into a personal attack. This is unacceptable! You should be disciplined!
GaryO - January 11, 2016, 11:08 pm
394
thesoullessginger - January 11, 2016, 11:03 pm
feel free dearest to create whatever you please . its good to be the king and I have your permission to say so....lol
thesoullessginger - January 11, 2016, 11:01 pm
I as a male appreciate the humor of it ... love that movie. but then again I might be "limited" lol or maybe I just have a broader appreciation of humor in all its many splendid colors.
GaryO - January 11, 2016, 10:17 pm
dammmmm, oh well, might as well make this poster a sounding board since the door was opened. 393 users on line today....24,450 users on line two years ago. Yes, its becoming a very limited audience
Greeny - January 11, 2016, 10:05 pm
You don't get it - calling a crap poster fit for "limited audience" is sidestepping the problem. Scrolling through limited audience posters is not what we are here for. They should stop altogether.
GaryO - January 11, 2016, 10:00 pm
ah, 'comedic gold'...I see
mizzdizz - January 11, 2016, 9:50 pm
Greeny is correct about the photo. This is a calendar poster so I had to use a picture that is a little more pixilated than I like. The guy's expression is perfect and the fact that he's overwhelmed by 2 small loads is comedic gold!
GaryO - January 11, 2016, 9:19 pm
to wit
mizzdizz - January 11, 2016, 9:17 pm
Limited audience is not an admission of mediocrity. It means that I understand and accept that a lot of people won't appreciate the humor. Its the same as if this were a Xanth poster. Dated, funny if you understand it, makes no sense at all if you don't.
GaryO - January 11, 2016, 9:05 pm
If you create, create your best. Admitted mediocre is both an open door and an escape hatch...a lame excuse. Risk much. It’s a greater benefit....to everyone.
mizzdizz - January 11, 2016, 8:26 pm
Due to the fact that this isn't the first poster I've made that has a limited audience, I'm sure it will. Please feel free to express your opinion when it does. I respect someone who bucks the crowd to say what they think needs to be said.(no sarcasm)
Greeny - January 11, 2016, 8:12 pm
Let us hope it never happens again
mizzdizz - January 11, 2016, 6:38 pm
Thanks for your honesty Greeny. Its a lame joke and the joke is at least 10 years old, but its still one of my favorites. I realized that the poster was going to have limited appeal when I made it. Thanks again for your honesty.
Greeny - January 11, 2016, 3:05 pm
1L poster. I cannot vote 1L, but I can say 1L. Crap picture and the wording contains little thought. It's sad to see this approved.
mizzdizz - January 11, 2016, 11:40 am
Thanks, Cern! I'm facing a mini mountain right now! LOL! Missed 3 days!
concern3 - January 11, 2016, 11:11 am
Amen sister


IT'S A NASTY WORLD OUTTHERE -


TAGS: marchallenge not to try is a crime
Rating: 4.67/5

More motifakes by sickartist

lesterinside - March 31, 2010, 10:49 am
I left a message to your lawyer. Hasn't replied yet.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - March 31, 2010, 10:42 am
Talk to my lawyer.....
lesterinside - March 31, 2010, 10:39 am
You always do that moooooo, when the topic is about child support.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - March 31, 2010, 10:12 am
BTW 5L for sickartist.....but they're all 5's aren't they?
Mooooooooooooooooooo - March 31, 2010, 10:11 am
Hey Lester...sorry about the abrupt ending to our conversation yesterday....I "fell asleep"...(passed out).....which I will do again soon.
lesterinside - March 31, 2010, 10:06 am
You risk nothing, you risk everything. 5L!


APPEAL -


TAGS: dont try to explain this to kids force them to figure it out darth vader master
Rating: 4.62/5

More motifakes by the1stCOMMI3

Sean - October 12, 2011, 4:30 pm
Clever. I had to do the ohhhhhh thingy for a second or two.


LOOK CLOSELY - your eyes are getting very heavy you are getting sleepier and sleepier your bra is getting very itchy


TAGS: it might work worth a try
Rating: 4.59/5

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agdaniele - May 21, 2010, 11:45 pm
Strangely, my girl said it looked like birth control pills... and although dizziness is usually a libido's best friend, it still ended up being a form of birth control. 5L
mike34 - May 20, 2010, 4:08 pm
I've tried this on my gf - it didn't work :( 5 big tits from me


DETERMINATION -




HAIKU -


TAGS: poetry
Rating: 4.08/5

More motifakes by Cubbybear

Zed - December 14, 2009, 4:44 pm
Five horny Lions.
GreyScorpion - December 14, 2009, 10:06 am
exceptional.
MrRandom - December 14, 2009, 1:35 am
Nice one


SYMMETRY - Her left arm is feeling a little neglected right now.


TAGS: symmetry tattoo girl
Rating: 4.07/5

More motifakes by cj29

Thunderstrike - July 1, 2012, 9:32 pm
She has arms?


UNEXPECTED GUEST -


TAGS: try not to startle the cat
Rating: 3.37/5

More motifakes by spacedog

Bartimaeus - October 11, 2009, 5:49 pm
Scratches in places you wouldn't want them...scary.
Silcas - August 20, 2009, 4:00 pm
It hasn't been shaved in years. (Though someone might like it that way... o.O)
LogicDude - August 20, 2009, 3:38 pm
What's wrong with a wet pussy?


RESENTMENT -


TAGS: think its lonely at the top try being alone on the bottm
Rating: 3/5

More motifakes by Sean

Airman - June 12, 2009, 3:42 pm
5.. good one
Jmac0585 - June 12, 2009, 10:40 am
Another quick trip around the bases, Sean. 5/5
MO - June 11, 2009, 11:17 pm
Mark! You sumbiaatch! I was gonna say the same thing....If you close one eye and then cross the other....IT DOES look like that guy that Sean likes, but doesn't want his avatar to look like!!!!
Mark - June 11, 2009, 11:13 pm
If you squint hard enough, it kinda looks like Ted Bundy.
BoneCD - June 11, 2009, 6:44 pm
Of course unless they're reading a copy of Big'ns
Sean - June 11, 2009, 6:39 pm
Bundy's cool, just don't think my avatar looks like him. That's all. *wipes tear from corner of left eye*
MO - June 11, 2009, 6:30 pm
Note to self....Sean does NOT like Al Bundy.
Sean - June 11, 2009, 5:35 pm
No sir. If you were THINKING, you wouldn't have said that, let alone thunk it! *huff*
MO - June 11, 2009, 4:52 pm
I'm thinking Sean's avatar looks like.....Al Bundy!
TheTrashHeap - June 11, 2009, 4:00 pm
Y'know sean your avatar kinda looks like Andy Kaufman
agdaniele - June 11, 2009, 1:25 am
Wheeeeeeeeeeeeee!!!!
Sean - June 10, 2009, 5:28 pm
God I hope that's not a comma splice. *fingers crossed*


CANADIAN -


TAGS: try this in the snow and ice with rabbits everywhere
Rating: 2.94/5

More motifakes by BoneCD

ROFLninja - April 15, 2010, 5:19 pm
What is that a pic of?


THE SECOND COMING - "And what rough beast, its hour come 'round at last, slouches towards Bethlehem to be born?" - W. B. Yeats -




CHEMISTRY - Some People Just Fit Together




A Few Good Men -




BAND ON THE RUN -


TAGS: pyschology psychiatry insanity music crazy
Rating: 4.88/5

More motifakes by Greybeard

Greybeard - January 7, 2013, 9:28 pm
The foto fit so well with the lyrics. I had to go with it... Great song also.
maoworks2 - January 7, 2013, 2:56 pm
Love It .


YOU CAN PLEASE - some of the people some of the time




The Story Of Us All -




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